How To Get Bigger Boobs.

Wife steps out of the shower and is looking at her image in the bathroom mirror and comments to her husband, "Honey, do you think I should get bigger boobs?"

Her husband replies, "Sweetie, you look just fine the way you are! But if you do want bigger boobs, I know of a way you can get them for free."

"How is that?", she says. Husband says, "just take a wad of toilet paper and rub it between your boobs, everyday, and they are guaranteed to get bigger!"

"Do you really think that will work?", says the wife. "Sure it will!", replies the husband, "It worked for your ass didn't it!"

(He will be out of intensive care in a few days.)